The Billy Ray Virus

[VERSE]
As an introvert, I been
Rehearsin’ my whole life for this
Isolation, I’m nice
Like Billy Ray Cyrus is
Me and Miley been
FaceTiming erry night since
The Virus kicked in’n
I had slided in her DM’s
We’re in a serious relationship
And it’s intense, kids
She wants to see me in person
But I gotta keep my distance
Erry time we talk, she
Insists I send her dick pics
But I’m too nervous, cuz
My dick ain’t even six inches
Yes, bitch, I have considered
Getting extensions, but
I got a fear of surgeons
And that shit is too expensive
I’m running out of funds’n
Should be frugal with the spend-in
You sellin’ booty pics?
Oh shit, that sounds splendid
Lemme get that Venmo
Okay, I just sent it
How long of a turn around should
I expect on them biscuits? (ding)
Goddammit girlfriend, I love
The fuck out them big hips
But that mole on yo asshole
Is the vein of my existence

[HOOK X2]
Fuck Corona
I got the Billy Ray Virus
Fuck Ebola
I got the Billy Ray Virus
Fuck Swine (bitch)
I got the Billy Ray Virus
Fuck Bronchitus
This the Billy Ray Virus
Fuck Spanish Flu
I got the Billy Ray Virus
Fuck Bubonic Plague
I got the Billy Ray Virus
Fuck the common cold
I got the Billy Ray Virus
Fuck gingivitis
This the Billy Ray Virus