Unoccupied Unfinished Brandenburg International Airport Location

In other news, we now have authentically verifiable proof
Of the theory previously filed under
"Conspiracy theories most absurd that generally
People are found entirely incomprehensible
Without prior application of their highest doses of LSD."

This is the theory where the German government
Has clone id musician Blixa Bargeld
Into one million twice life size cyborgs
Housed inside eternally
Unoccupied unfinished Brandenburg International airport location;

The intention was for use as powerful enforcer-soldiers
Of new unforeseen global regime
And this would have been unfortunate
If not four, one
Tipsy-rogue plane pilot from New York

Which has just crash landed inside our eternally
Unoccupied unfinished airport location

Where these one million giant cyborgs
Wurst ored
And with the public unaware for so many years
During the presumed unending construction of this airport
When now we see this was in front of something far more sinister
And all along, we had thought of this being only a lunatic notion

Now, the one million Blixzilla
The name we are calling them
Have short-circuited, influenced buy one
Tipsy-rogue plane pilot from New York

And the music of Einsturzende Neubaten
No one is sure what to do about them
And they are very weightful, being that
Primarily, they are composed with scrap metal

To our knowledge, they are not a danger, but a nuisance
And for now, they are just perpetually running around Germany
And all the surrounding aria, making funny noises
Ah!