Ballad Of Britney

Step right up!
Come and see the spectacle
We all know and love
She’s always worked so HARD for your
She always dresses to impresses
And we PROMISE you’ll not be disappointed
And you’re not, no you’re not

Humility would serve you well
(Wait in line, get back in line!
No refunds, no exchanges…)
Your complete satisfaction’s guaranteed
And she may fall…of the deep end
But it’s always been for your entertainment

Wear your smile, wear your smile!

Pay no mind to the man with the strings…

Your life has taken its toll on everyone around you
The shell of a person you've become saddens your god
It’s time to lose the infamy
You chose a life disgracing your faith

Won’t you step up to the pulpit
And you’ll flush your heedless past
Take the first step towards being forgiven

Take the fruit all hail the snake
You can't escape his lies
Take the fruit obey the snake
He's toxic to your mind
Take the fruit all hail the snake
But Keep your alibi
Take the fruit obey the snake
Pay your debt when you die

Fall through the singularity of all that is good
Emerge from the other side eternally writhing in pain

Take the fruit, all hail the snake
You gotta
Save yourself

Bathe your head under the water
Let the current wash away your sins
Don't be frightened you won’t drown now
You'll only surface and be born again
You've got to save yourself

Your life has taken its toll on everyone around you
The shell of a person you've become saddens your god
It’s time to lose the infamy
You chose a life disgracing your faith

Won’t you step up to the pulpit
And you’ll flush your heedless past
Take the first step towards being forgiven
Take the fruit all hail the snake x 4