I Did Not Account for This

Okay, don't panic
Gotta find my little brother in the darkness
I'm not panicking
So, hey, I blew it told my parents I could handle this alone
But look what's happening
Had a few complications
What a lesson in expectations

In the park, in the dark
Let my little brother down
Unprepared, he was scared and fled
I did not account for this
Didn't count on this
I did not account for this, no

In the bats' habitats
In the middle of the night
Wasn't fun, had to run
I did not account for this
Didn't count on this
I did not account for this, no

Looks like we're screwed
This audit snuck up and it bit us in the worms
But keep on pedaling!
No subways running
Now we're gunning it to stop
That city gal from all her meddling
Fighting with transportation
To get documentation

In the rain, what a pain
But our butts are on the line
Took a look at our books and no
We did not account for this
Didn't count on this

How did worms amount to this?
Yeah, I don't know

Out of hand, wasn't planned
But I'll try to set it right
Got a goal
Hello, Cole? Oh, no
I did not account for this
Didn't count on this
I did not account for this, no

I saw their beady eyes
And they had a secret plan
And they wanted me to die
So I turned around and ran

This should've been a cinch
I'm a semi-grown adult
They should trust me in a pinch
But he's gone and it's my fault

Why does Elwood have a worm for a pet named Diane?
Should we talk about that?
Let's not
Yeah, you're right

Gotta go, didn't know
That my life would end tonight (Diane)
Hit a snag, what a drag
I did not account for this
Didn't count on this
My beautiful worm, Diane
I did not account for this, no
Stop! That's it!
I did not account for this
Diane