The Stalker Song

I don't think I like rejection
Of my little girl affections
It's not dope
I've been crawling on the walls
Just hoping you will call
While I've got hair and teeth

It's not that I
Don't have a life
Maybe it's sad
I'm sort of glad that

I'm normal, please date me
I won't call you half as much as you call me
I'm normal, please date me
I have only stalked a couple guys
But they were not about surprises
Don't run away
'Cause baby I'm your dream

I have got a lot of hobbies
Some of which include phone calls that hang up quick
Click
I was somewhat immature
You won't believe how getting dumped
Makes girls grow up

All girls that say
They don't obsess
Are full of it
And such a mess, but

I'm normal, please date me
I won't call you half as much as you call me
I'm normal, please date me
I have only stalked a couple guys
But they were not about surprises
Don't run away
'Cause baby I'm your

There is no restraining order
That will separate our love that's ever true
Even if I can't convince you
My probation officer is kind of cute

I'm normal, please date me
I won't call you half as much as you call me
I'm normal, please date me
I have only stalked a couple guys
But they were not about surprises
Don't run away
'Cause baby I'm your dream