Something Positive And Hopeful

I bet I've gotten ten phone calls in the past two days
Everybody's worried about me, they hate to see me this way
My label says that all of my songs shouldn't be about losing you
They've been talking it over, said they know what I should do

I need to start by writing a song that's positive and hopeful
Just by singing happy words will help me, they just know
Ok, here goes...

Well I hope... that you're miserable
And I'm positive... that I hate your guts
And it makes me happy to know I'll never
Have to see your face again
Hey, I feel better already
Life is looking up

Just like that Rodney Crowell song that Tim McGraw had a hit with
Won't you please remember me, and that you're on my sh*tlist

Hey I hope that you're miserable
And I'm positive that I hate your guts
And it makes me happy to know I'll never
Have to see your face again
Hey, I feel better already
Life is looking up

Oh yeah, this power of positive thinking is some mighty powerful stuff
I feel better already
Life is looking up