I Do Not Like the Sun

[Intro]
Woo!

[Verse]
I do not like the sun
I do not like it's warmth
You won't see me in the sun
It does me too much harm

[Chorus]
I am a metaphysical being
Half the time, I can't be seen
I come from the year 1802
My favorite food is lima beans
Woo!

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
What even is oatmeal?
Is it a type of cereal?
Is it a type of soup?
Is it a type of vegetable?
Is it a type of fruit?
I am having a mid-life crisis
And the only solution
Is to do this

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro]
I hate cell phones