Flat Butts and Beer Guts

I get off of work
I jump in the shower
I scrub it down real good, baby baby
Make it last an hour

Slap on that sweet stuff mama
Make ya feel real good
Hit the streets
Swingin' meat
Winkin' and a stinkin' like a big man should...well

Flat butts and beer guts
Flat butts and beer guts

Kick out the losers
At the local bar
When it comes to drinkin' beer, baby
I'm a superstar

I look up and down the bar for that
Girl of my dreams
I think I see her feet stickin' out
From underneath the pinball machine…well

Flat butts and beer guts
Flat butts and beer guts

Hey

I get off of work
I jump in the shower
I scrub it down real good, baby baby
Make it last an hour

Slap on that sweet stuff mama
Make ya feel real good
Hit the streets
Swingin' meat
Winkin' and a stinkin' like a big man should…well

Flat butts and beer guts
Flat butts and beer guts