The Ding Dong Daddy of the D-Car Line

[Verse 1]
(All aboard! Eins, zwei, drei, vier!)

Well, the Ding Dong Daddy of the D-Car line
Had a thing for the ladies for which he did time
He reaped a little more than he could sow
Of the pleasures the Mormons in Utah know
He could not restrain himself when he saw a nice caboose

[Chorus]
Say Ding (Ding!)
Say Dong (Dong!)
That Ding Dong Daddy
He did sixteen women wrong

[Verse 2]
The Ding Dong Daddy had a sensual soul
Lonely women flocked to him and he loved them all
The train went in the tunnel, in the dark he proposed
The bonds of matrimony in the sweetest prose
The ladies got together and decided they'd been had
"This ain't Salt Lake and you ain't Don Juan man
We've got to give you credit, we was happy for a time
But you're the Ding Dong Daddy of the D-Car line"

[Chorus]
Say Ding (Ding!)
Say Dong (Dong!)
That Ding Dong Daddy
He did sixteen women wrong