(I CAN’T) FEND 4 U
[Intro]
(Ha, it's funny)
(ShitpostCentral, grade ten)
[Verse 1]
I'm so tired of carrying you on my back
I love you so much but you know I can't do that
[Chorus]
I try to fend for you but I can't
You want me to fend for you but I can't
I can't
[Verse 2]
We're a pair that's been through repair (I can't)
But I can't pick you up and haul you up the stairs (I can't)
[Chorus]
I try to fend for you but I can't
You want me to fend for you but I can't
I can't (Can't)
[Bridge]
I like to think about you but it pisses me off (I can't)
That you act better than me
When I'm the one representing you, you fucking sloth (I can't)
[Verse 3]
So we'll just go our separate ways, I guess (I can't)
At least until you learn to use your legs (You can)
[Chorus]
I tried to fend for you but I can't
You want me to fend for you but I can't
I can't