KING BOB (interlude)
[Part I: radio interlude (king bob)]
[Interlude]
(420.6 FM, Freshman)
Hey, hey, hey, it's Shiloh and you're listening to Freshman FM
Now, it's time to talk about our favorite guy on the whole planet
King Bob (King Bob!)
So, lately, Bob has been booked and busy
Aren't we all, though? It's the school year and shit, ya know?
So, basically, Bob has big things planned
Like this big! That's what she said
The most recent announcement from Bob
Is that he is planning to—
[Part II: grocery store]
[Verse]
Yikes, what kind of man is that on your shoulder?
You going out is bolder
Than anything I've ever done, that's for sure
Hey, what's that on your chest?
Is it your breasts? Oh, wait, you're a man
By the way, gay rights
'Cause, "Love is lovе" is the only mantra that's right
[Chorus]
But your boyfriend looks like you got him from Walmart
Or Pеt Smart
Your grocery store king isn't a sweetheart
'Cause you got him from Sendik's
He has a small dick
Why the hell would anyone want this? Oh