CVR

Oh, ground control
Destination unknown
Flying on a wing of recondition
I rely on God and let it go

Oh, don't look down now
Oh, don't look down
Oh, don't look down now

Now you've got us in a fucking tailspin
Oh, I don't wanna die
Battling with my own co-pilot
Oh, Lord please help me fly

Oh, don't look down now
Oh, don't look down
Oh, don't look down now

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking
We are currently cruising at an altitude of 35,000 feet.
That bit of turbulence you just felt might have been the wind shear,
Or perhaps it's the fact that we've lost the rear portion of the aircraft.
Not to worry folks, uh..
We're in a dive..
Stewardesses plastered to the ceiling..
Please bring your tray tables to their full and upright position.
...and smoke 'em if you've got 'em.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking..
I'll see you on the ground.