Upset Army

[Verse 1]
I can't imagine your grave
With all the well-wishers
So make a big allowance
You better make a big allowance
Yeah!
You're not a private citizen
Until you're five feet underground
Yeah!

[Chorus]
They're here on instructions
From the local brewery
But look on the bright side
You've got an upset army

[Post-Chorus]
You're probably next
You're probably next
You're probably... next

[Verse 2]
I'm hearing force nine winds
Are on their way, Eddie
So get a new umbrella
You better get a new umbrella!
Yeah!
They're a grim necessity
In a land which never dries
Yeah!

[Chorus]
They're here on instructions
From the local brewery
But look on the bright side
You've got an upset army

[Outro]
You're probably next
You're probably next
You're probably...