Do Not Adjust Your Life

Man found dead in armchair
Sitting next to wife transfixed and knitting

Channel stays unchanged
They dumbly watch, don't make a sound
They're force-fed shit from breakfast-time
To the closedown

TV tells them what to be
And what to say and what to do
How to act and how to lie but never question
WHY

And they're always switched off

Wife says "Time for winner takes all
I wish we had remote control"
Man can't hear and goes unheard
As she knit's through his final words

If you want to turn me on
Turn the television off
If you want to turn me on
Turn the television off
If you want to turn me on
Turn the television off
If you want to turn me on
Turn the television off!