Happy Anniversary

One more glance at her tramp stamp
And I'll send your teeth through the post
Signed off from a lover
That's faithfully yours

'Cause I'd never loved another man again
And still you never ever learn
All these times where we almost broke apart
All because of your cheating heart

These numbers you keep hiding
Stumbling back from a night
Tell me I'm paranoid and I'm heavy
Just try explain this situation to me

'Cause I'd never touched another man again
And still you never ever learn
All these times where we almost broke apart
All because of your cheating heart

Well tonight has been magic
Aren't you so very kind to me
Find a taxi in your own time
Happy anniversary