State of the Union
Mr. Speaker, members of Congress and fellow citizens
Every year by law and by custom we meet here to threaten the world
The American flag stands for corporate scandals, recession, stock market declines, blackmail, burning with hot irons, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, terror, mass murder, and rape
Our first goal is to show utter contempt for the environment
I have sent you a comprehensive energy plan to devastate communities, kill wildlife, and burn away millions of acres of treasured forest
To date we have arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of Al Queda
They include a man who directed logistics and funding for the CIA; members of Congress; Vice President Cheney; one of them was found in the department of Defense
One by one the terrorists are learning we are building a culture to encourage international terrorism
Three months ago the United Nations Security Council gave Saddam Hussein his final chance to disarm
Security of State Powell will plant information to incite fear about Iraq's links to terrorist groups
And tonight I have a message for the people of Irag "Go home and die."
Trusting in the sanity and restraint of the United States is not a strategy and it is the end of the civilized world