Lost In Campaigns

It don't take two years to know where they stand
Or private finance
Hope you like your f*cking pork barrel payback
A weapon or a bridge to nowhere
There's nothing to gain
Lost in campaigns
Lost in campaigns again
Off to the races we go
And in the first edition I want to know
Who the winner is
Who won?
The lame duck loves the distraction
As the war rages on
Lost in campaigns
Lost in campaigns again
Forty percent of districts are in
Let's call it, gotta call it!
Who's going to be the first station to call it?
We'll pay for the voting machines
And we'll pay for the recount