99 Bottles
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
99 bottles of beer on the wall
By the end of the night I'ma drink 'em all
Counting the clock, the clock keeps tickin'
That 9 to 5 I gotta fuckin' work for a living
The same routine, the same chair I sit in
The same routine starts to feel like prison
I'm just another slave of your everyday (fuck that)
I love my job so much I should probably quit
Fuck my bosses cheatin' wife and his ugly kids
All work no play, that's no way to live
No more suit and tie, Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Low Wage
Nice to meet ya, here to greet ya
Fuck you! Have a nice day
All I needs a cold brew and a juke box
Smokes, and a few shots
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
99 bottles of beer on the wall
By the end of the night I'ma drink 'em all
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
99 bottles of beer on the wall
Last call, last call, last call
Oh yeah! Come on! What you got?!
Come on! What you got?
One or two brews and I feel all right
Two or three brews enjoy the ride
Three or four more wouldn't let me drive
Cause I couldn't walk a straight line if I tried
See I try to get mine, no time to act grownup
See I try to go nuts like cops do for doughnuts
See I bought that hot girl a vodka and soda
Walk up to the bartender, this is a holdup
No more suit and tie, Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Low Wage
Nice to meet ya, here to greet ya
Fuck you! Have a nice day
All I needs a cold brew and a juke box
Smokes, and a few shots
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
99 bottles of beer on the wall
By the end of the night I'ma drink 'em all
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
99 bottles of beer on the wall
Last call, last call, last call
People say I got a drinking problem
But let's make one thing perfectly clear
I got no problem with drinking
Are you with me?
Are you fucking with me?
Let's gooooo!
Oh yeah! Come on! What you got?!
Come on! What you got?!
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
99 bottles of beer on the wall
By the end of the night I'ma drink 'em all
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
99 bottles of beer on the wall
Last call, last call, last call
Oh yeah! Come on! What you got?!
Come on! What you got?!
What you got?!
What you got?!
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer