Earplugs and Beer

[Verse]
One out of two may end in divorce..
But cold beer is cheaper than child support..
Granddaddy‘s words they’re all too clear..
Save Money son buy earplugs and beer..
It sure makes me happy not to hear her bitch and moan..
I thought she’d probably leave me but I think it turns her on..
Cause lately we ain’t fighting..Cause lately I can’t hear..
It works just like a charm these earplugs and beer..

Chorus
She’s screaming out loud but I can’t hear a thing..
Who would’ve thought all the joy that this would bring..
She gets to speak her mind I get to sit right herе
I saved my marriage son with thesе earplugs and beer..

Verse
We’ve Been married 20 years now so far it’s all been bliss..
She fetches all my beers and we always hug and kiss..
When we cuddle up real tight I shed a happy tear..
I’m happy all day long with my earplugs and beer..

Chorus
She’s screaming out loud but I can’t hear a thing..
Who would’ve thought all the joy that this would bring..
She gets to speak her mind I get to sit right here
I saved my marriage son with these earplugs and beer..

[Outro]
She gets to speak her mind
I get to sit right here
It works just like a charm these earplugs plugs and beer