Your Friends Not Mine

[Chorus]
A nine hundred thousand dollar home, with a bigger one in mind
That’s your friends, not mine
Four car garage with four new cars, and I bet you can guess what kind
(BMW?)
That’s your friends, not mine
Your friends, not mine

[Verse 1]
Well, my friends all drive things
That were built before they were born
Some of them rent out closets
And some of them sleep on floors

[Verse 2]
But if the topic of discussion is a wealthy cousin
With a house on the River Rhine
That’s your friends, not mine
Your friends, not mine
(Tell ‘em, Steve)

[Chorus]
A nine hundred thousand dollar home, with a bigger one in mind
That’s your friends, not mine
Four car garage with four new cars, and I bet you can guess what kind
(Mercedes?)
That’s your friends, not mine
Your friends, not mine

[Verse 3]
Well, friends all just got fired
But they’re trying to find something new
Dishwashing, car parking
Or selling you-know-what to you-know-who

[Verse 4]
Courtside tickets bought with family money
Straight from the oil line
That’s your friends, not mine
Your friends, not mine
(Take it, Joe)

[Outro]
And it’s outdated, carbureted
J-B Welded and, uh, spray painted
Not quite making Forbes 500
Just a couple bucks behind
That’s your friends, not mine
Your friends, not mine
That’s your friends, not mine