On the Sideline

[Verse 1]
Age 12, on my bicycle
I’d fly over the bike bridge to school
My retained flew from my mouth
And I let it lie on the side of the road
On the side of the road
On the side of the road
Side of the road
My buck teeth fling themselves from my mouth
My ears shoot from my head like handles
And my nose is a blob

[Chorus]
And I would go out tonight
But I think I’ll pass
Oh, just because, just because

[Verse 2]
Age 15, in the back of her car
I tried it just because
Because boys get with girls, right
Even ones like Medusa
Ah, ah, ah
Age 16, I find that I have
The love life of the octopus
Groping and grappling
And after, slink sideways back to my home
Oh, back to my home
Back to my home
Back to my home

[Chorus]
And I would go out tonight
But I think I’ll pass
Oh, just because, just because

[Verse 3]
Age 14, 15, and 16 and 17
Erica was with Sterling
All those years
And I was on the sideline
On the sideline
Just passing time
Whoa, passing time
And I would go out tonight
But I think I’ll pass
Oh, just because, just because