Crocodile Nonsense Poem

[Verse 1]
Bellyful of telephone, gutful of telly
Cool damn heels, hot damn fields
Fool that phone, carve that stone
Knock that rock, it's a click, clack, clock
It's time to be knock, knock, who's who, you two?
Anybody there?

[Chorus]
Knick-knack, paddywhack-ah, give a dog a bric-a-brac
You're cool, I'm cool, everybody's so cool
You're cool, I'm cool, everybody's so cool

[Verse 2]
Fly by, fly by, bye-bye, sci-fi
Flo, flum, twiddle thumb, toerag, fashion mag
Who's the funny one with the belly laugh? Kneecap
What's that? Alligator, radiator
Menthol, benzol, dingbat, pussycat
Bum note, billy goat, deepthroat, ferry boat
New star, crocodile, big deal, Jerry bone
Who's stoned?

[Verse 3]
Okay, now then, paper, rapers, hop shop
Capers, chantеrs, ranters, planters
Banters, sausagеs and mash, have another bash
Gosh! Sperm whale, brown ale
Say when! I'm going back to come again
Now I'm zen

[Chorus]
Knick-ah-knack-ah, paddywhack-ah, give a dog a bric-a-brac
You're cool, I'm cool, everybody's so cool

[Outro]
*Clapping and cheering*