CRY ME A RIVER [#BILL]

PART 1: CRY ME A RIVER

[Verse]
You pushed me aside
I don’t know why I tried to bargain with you
You don’t love me
I tried to put up with your lies, I cried, oh
I cried a river, oh

PART 2: #BILL

[Hook 1]
Shoutout [...] I shoved a potato up my ass
I told [...] I'ma free him out of prison, don’t you worry

[Verse 1]
Bought a bag of jellybeans off a [...] girls scout and then slapped her with it
Yeah, I just did 9/11 2: Electric Boogaloo
Yeah, Joe Biden unfollowed DaBaby off Instagram
And shout-out Michael Jackson, I'ma free him out the goddamn coffin, yeah!
Have you ever just cried yourself to sleep to A-HA’s Take On Me? (Yeah)
Have you ever done crack behind the school because you were feeling lonely? (Yeah)
Have you ever masturbated to fucking Five Nights at Freddy’s porn? (Wait what?)

[Interlude]
Nah hold up dog, cut the beat real quick, hold on
I have never done that before, I was just messing around
That is weirdo stuff bro, that is weirdo stuff

[Hook 2]
I like me DILFS, I like me DILFS
I like me DILFS, I like me DILFS
Sucking that dick, I'ma go
I'ma go, I'ma go

[Verse 2]
I sound like a dog, choking on a bone
Keep it a Millie, I throw these bricks
Queerbaiting like I’m Billie Eilish
If we’re being honest
I think Soulja Boy was the first rapper to go down a stripper pole to hell
I’m not Doja Cat, I’m never showing my feet to white men
I’m not The Weeknd, but you better save your goddamn tears boy
If I jump off a roof, you better not stop me if I go Crip like Joe Swanson
Selena the queen, you cannot compete
Imma slaughter this beat with no hesitation
Shut up, shut up, shut up
I’m hearing voices in my head
Oh god, oh god

[Interlude]
...oh, I'm laying dead on the concrete floor right now
The devil's dancing in my head, waiting for the day I'm dead, oh
Cause she's looking really pretty with her peach lips, woah
Oh, oh wait
Oh yeah
Hold up lemme, okay
I think I’m ready now

[Hook 1]
Shoutout [...] I shoved a potato up my ass
I told [...] I'ma free him out of prison, don’t you worry

[Verse 3]
Eating beans in a movie theater?
Sign me up 'cause we’re watching Cars 2
You heteros can never compete to where I’m standing
Cause if I don’t stand on my money, I’m 5’4"
But if I stand on my money, I’m still 5’4"
Call me Nicki Minaj, the way all you my sons
Y’all better behave before I put you up for adoption
Speaking of adoption, y’all better adopt a father figure 'cause I’m not playing any more
This internet thing ain’t no joke bro
You keep talking all that shit on the internet
I’m gonna go to your house and shoot you—
Queerbaiting like I’m Billie Eilish
My bootyhole is a lost cause