Crystal Ball

Well I Woke Up in the Basement
When I Woke Up in a Full-on Sixty-nine
I Didn't Know Anything About Her
And Everything Was Ok

She Made All These Little Noises
And She Stopped But She Could Not Find the Light
She Asked Was I Her Boyfriend
And What Was I Supposed to Say?

Whoa Oh Oh Who's Got the Crystal
Whoa Oh Oh Who's Got the Crystal
Whoa Oh Oh Who's Got the Crystal
Whoa Oh Oh Who's Got the Crystal Ball

I Was Walking On the Pavement
And You Asked Me Can I Spare a Dime
I Got Some Quarters From Canada
That I Use For the Parkway

And I Walked Up to the Airport
With My Smock and Slippers and My Dog
That'll Make It Through the Metal Detector
I Didn't Like 'em Anyway

Whoa Oh Oh Who's Got the Crystal
Whoa Oh Oh Who's Got the Crystal
Whoa Oh Oh Who's Got the Crystal
Whoa Oh Oh Who's Got the Crystal Ball

Cheers to You It's Like a Dream You
Live By Seeking Fortunes At the Door
We Pick the Outer Room
Start to Slip in Colored Groove

Questioning Reality
Children Holding Incense Across the Floor
A Different World in Store
Overjoyed As She Comes Back For...

Manatees On Tapestries
See Them Wiggle Slowly Off the Wall
The One Beneath You Moves
Brings You to a Seperate Room

Sailing in This Fantasy
Like the Different World You Have in Store
Her World Must Ebb and Flow
Dizzy Your Expected Blow

Well I Woke Up in the Basement
No Matches, Teeth, Or Vital Signs
She Was Looking For Her Mama
I Remember From the Dreamscape

And I Went to Get a Facelift
But I Still Had to Chill and Wait in Line
While My Brother Gets a Tummy Tuck
And My Brother Gets a Nosering

Whoa Oh Oh Who's Got the Crystal
Whoa Oh Oh Who's Got the Crystal
Whoa Oh Oh Who's Got the Crystal
Whoa Oh Oh Who's Got the Crystal Ball