Until Brittney

You walked with me everywhere
You never complained at all
Being with you
Made me feel so tall

And sometimes we'd get dirty
You were never opposed to that
And sometimes we'd use some tongue
I was never opposed to that

But you never made me fall in love
Even though when I was inside of you I'd feel tied up
I know I'd always tell you, you've got some soul
But not the soul for me

You were the right you
Until Brittney came along
We knew that there was nothing left
But you're right and I was wrong
You were the right you
But sadly, I've outgrown
Only one pair at a time
So that means you're on your own

I tell you what though
I feel bad I never let you farther into my house
I just never wanted you to bring in more
Of what you picked up or carried around

But you never made me fall in love
Even though when I was inside of you I'd feel tied up
I know I'd always tell you, you've got some soul
But not the soul for me

You were the right you
Until Brittney came along
We knew that there was nothing left
But you're right and I was wrong
You were the right you
But sadly, I've outgrown
Only one pair at a time
So that means you're on your own

I like being inside of you, but I love her more
You fit a little less than I bargained for
I hope we had a good one but you were good at jumping too
So, Britney's right where she's been, being the right you

You were the right you
Until Brittney came along
We knew that there was nothing left
But you're right and I was wrong
You were the right you
But sadly, I've outgrown
Only one pair at a time
So that means you're on your...

You were the right you
Until Brittney came along
We knew that there was nothing left
But you're right and I was wrong
You were the right you
But sadly, I've outgrown
Only one pair at a time
So that means you're on your own

I'm sorry my old right "you"
But Brittney will be replacing you