Armageddon

[Verse 1]
Hey you, it's me
It's lil Debbie
I'm back to talk to you about depression
And if we have time, I'll bring up voter suppression
I'm not a politician, but it just makes me mad
Everything is bad

[Chorus]
But I still have my curves, don't I?
I can seduce any man in the blink of an eye
The world and our children may be dying
But my pussy waters are never drying
Oh, ha ha ha
It's armeddon
Wait no, that was wrong, sorry
Oh, ha ha ha
It's armageddon

[Verse 2]
I've decided to run for office
And my campaign will be flawless
Everyone in America will get free pussy
But I can't guarantee that it won't be bushy
I think I'm depressed

[Chorus]
But I still have my curves, don't I?
I can seduce any man in the blink of an eye
The world and our children may be dying
But my pussy waters are never drying
Oh, ha ha ha
It's armeddon
Wait no, that was wrong, sorry
Oh, ha ha ha
It's armageddon

[Bridge: Deborah Healy, Avril Lavigne]
*Explosions, chaos*
Hey, nuclear warfare is so much fun
Minna saikō, arigatō, ka-ka-ka-kawaii

[Chorus]
But I still have my curves, don't I?
I can seduce any man in the blink of an eye
The world and our children may be dying
But my pussy waters are never drying
Oh, ha ha ha
It's armeddon
Wait no, that was wrong, sorry
Oh, ha ha ha
It's armageddon