Golden Rose

[Verse 1]
Like a rose, I'm fragile, yet thorny
Come into my boudoir
Oh my fucking God, I am so fucking horny
I'm living my best life
I created four successful, not-evil clones
And we all banded together to release our own EPs

[Pre-Chorus]
Isn't it fun how all my songs are in different keys?
It's that time of the month where my period flows
Hold me close, I'm your golden rose

[Chorus]
Golden rose

[Verse 2]
Sorry for getting your sheets all bloody
I just felt oh so cuddly
It's not my fault you cuddled your way into my vagina teeth
I'm peeling the skin off your face like a bridal wreath
I'm sending a message out to this girl named Kaya
That wasn't my album you released, you huge fucking liar

[Verse 3]
I am so fucking tired of people trying to be me
Why can't they leave me alone?
I just want to be fanned and fed grapes on my naked men throne

[Pre-Chorus]
It's that time of the month where my period flows
Hold me close, I'm your golden rose

[Chorus]
Golden rose

[Bridge]
I never thought I'd have to say this, but I think I'm pregnant again
Just kidding, I threw myself down the stairs earlier, and this fetus is definitely dead
I can't even count the number of babies I've aborted on my two hands
And I'll still never make an album as bad as Badlands

[Chorus]
This period has an extra heavy flow
I feel like I'm losing my mind
I'm going to go fucking blind
Come over baby and take off your clothes
Hold me close, I'm your golden rose
Golden rose