Car Guard Tan

Now I'm not much of a beach person
It's safe to say that I'm not much of a sand and sea person
Despite what I look like
Im really quite a looker
Despite what you look like
I'm sure you're not a hooker

You said to your boyfriend
Well he's got some pretty sick frisbee skills
You said to your girlfriend
Well it looks like she skipped a few square meals

Now it's not that I hate being here
Well, I just hate being here with you
And today could be a perfect day
But instead I'm here with you

Rich boys and poor girls
And they're all showing off their car guard tans (Car guard tans)
Rich boys and poor girls
And they're all showing off their car guard tans (Car guard tans)

You might have noticed me
I sorta maybe noticing you
You might even notice me trying my damnedest
Not to look at these other dudes

And despite what I'm looking at
Well, I prefer my ladies just a little bit happier
Despite what I look like
Well, I prefer my sweeto just a little bit saggier

It's not that I hate being here
Well, I just hate being here with you
And today could be a perfect day
But I'm just here, stuck here with you

Rich boys and poor girls
And they're all showing off their car guard tans (Car guard tans)
Rich boys and poor girls
And they're all showing off their car guard tans (Car guard tans)

You're looking good
You're looking good
By good, you know I mean borderline
Your'e looking good
By good, you know I mean borderline

Rich boys and poor girls
And they're all showing off their car guard tans (Car guard tans)
Rich boys and poor girls
And they're all showing off their car guard tans (Car guard tans)

Rich boys and poor girls
And they're all showing off their car guard tans (Car guard tans)
Rich boys and poor girls
And they're all showing off their car guard tans (Car guard tans)