Uncle Jimmy (Skit)

[Yo-landi]
Uh, hi Jimmy

[Max]
Yolandi, hi. Come in. Come in. How you doin'?

[Yo-landi]
I just wanted to ask you-

[Max]
Come sit down. Come sit here, right here on my lap

[Yo-landi]
Uh..okay..uh..well

[Max]
There you go. You want some herbal tea?

[Yo-landi]
Uh, no thanks

[Max]
You sure?

[Yo-landi]
I'm fine

[Max]
Ok (whatever)

[Yo-landi]
Thanks

[Max]
Oh, Yolandi, look at you
You're so cute and squishy
Look at your little cheeky weekys you're so cute

[Yo-landi]
II

[Max]
I just want to keep you here in my office as my little pet;

[Yo-landi]
OK

[Max]
Feed you, bathe you, comb your pretty hair
You don't have to do anything you don't want to do
You hear me Yolandi?

[Yo-landi]
Mhmm

[Max]
Yeah, don't let anyone around here fuck you around

[Yo-landi]
Kay

[Max]
You need anything, you hear me, if you need anything
Come here to my office, sit right here on my lap and
Tell Uncle Jimmy what you need
I help you the fuck up
You got that?

[Yo-landi]
Yes, Jimmy

[Max]
No, Uncle Jimmy, call me Uncle Jimmy

[Yo-landi]
Yes, Uncle Jimmy