Plumber Pants

Verse 1:
I'mma reveal it to you quick like a chick in a night gown
Haters need to shush, Mario tell 'em to pipe down
Underground like 1-2, run past you like
Koopa the Quick, this dude is legit, making a slight sound

(Why) drink if you won't go far? Please, don't get so hammered, bro
(Why) drink if you won't go far? Go call that a hammer throw
Sin'll bite your cheeks like a Piranha Plant who hasn't eaten for
Weeks, don't make me st-st-stammer bro

These rappers couldn't stop me if they had a pause button
(Still on my) grind like clenched teeth, you can say my jaws stunting
Hit the block like I'm Mario, catch these hands, no Lucario
The man with hits, no sicario, no shooting shells in my barrio ('cause)

Chorus:
This is how we do it (rocking in my plumber pants)
Yes, I'll run right through it (rocking in my plumber pants)
Race the kart, save the girl, roll the dice - chance!
It'll be a bummer if in the summer I don't have my plumber pants

Verse 2:
(I got to) get this off my chest like Tony Stark when he quit
You're faking like veggie bacon yet you swear you're legit
From a brother to another brother, you can call it Drake and
Josh, rhymes that you're making are aching my heart, emitting my

My power from my Fire Flower, I guess my petals are hotter than
Kettles - All Metal, get my winged cap so just don't bring this
Crap, 'cause I'm a plumber, so I'm used to flushing wastes
Of time, that way you can't take the spot in place of mine

Chorus

Verse 3:
(I'm at the) top of the flag pole - strippers are irrelevant
Elephants - can't forget that we're better than veterans
Must ask as an eloquent gentlemen - mustache
You knew your bars were subclass and still ain't see the bloodbath?

Don't bro me, you don't know me homie, the one and only Christian
Rapper with the dope steez who rides around on a Yoshi
Oh please - y'all real stuck on the old me, killing
Devils and onis, leaving Satan all lonely

Chorus

Verse 4:
(I'm that) AV Rapper with that shadey pattern and that tasty swagger
Like Princess Peach's best pastry batter, that maybe matters, say he's
Madder than Baby Bowser's most plaguey napper - I'm still the
Escapee with safety dapper; so take that you Sega Saturn

Lyrical shooting doing property damage - bullet bills, you ain't
Catch that punchline, we do it trill, cool it, chill (I'm with)
Luigi and we're needing way more than these easy modes, so just
Eat a Mega Mushroom - we do this grandisimo

My girl is out of this world, you can call her Rosalina
God is out of this world, like him, I've never seen - Uh
When I get the star, I'm a stunna, spitting these bars like a gunna
Son of a Buzzy Beetle, we see no evil, go get a 1UP

Outro:
(Damn) all of my days
(Damn) spent, running away
Man, been young and afraid
Got something to say about saving my bae

(Aye) Maybe it's Pauline
(Aye) Or Princess Toadstool
(Aye) But something we've all seen
I've leveled up from that old fool

Woo! Spit 1-2, got on my cape, I'm that plumber who flew, I'm that
Plumber who grew from just eating mushrooms and sad talking to Toad with no Princess in room, 'cause I
...learned - coins ain't the sole thing I earned, it's the
Soul thing I'm earning, this journey for sure... they get on my nerves

I don't want your cake, I don't want your kiss, had to fight this ape and dragon turtle mix, and when you
Can't escape, I begin to think: maybe it's a ruse and they're full of it
...I got to breathe
(Damn) That's why nowadays I just hang with the girl from the galaxies

Man, woo!
Plumber deserves to be king
(Aye) Neither girl wanting the ring
(Aye) So I'm just doing my thing

Sheesh, aye!
Girl, I'm just playing for points
Adventures, and you wanna join
But between us is always the coin