He's the DJ, I’m the Rapper

Uh uhh, ahh! Ughhhhhhh yo Jeffrey! Bust it
What are ya doin in there?
Word em up, word em up, word em up
In the place at about this time
DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
Just bu bu buggin out losin it all, no sense
Ay Jeff, scratch it, scratch it man
Scratch it! Jeff scratches
Ughhhhh aw that was decent
Now scratch it, a quick joint
A quick one Jeff jeff scratches
O-o-o-oooh yeah! yeah!
We just buggin, we just havin some fun
Me and Jeffrey he's the DJ, I'm the Rapper
Hello can anybody hear me?
You can? Aight that's good, you can hear me?
OK it's clear? It's good?
OK everybody's got it? One two
One, two, and
My rhymes have been written, not to be bitten
But as it seems, some suckers keep forgettin
The rules about rappin, but that's alright
Cause in the next five minutes
I'ma have them all uptight
Stronger than a dinosaur
Better known than sin
I mean the battles I battle, I usually win em
In less than a minute, but it all depends
On how long - it takes you rappers to realize
That tryin to defend yourself, is ridiculous
Didn't you get my message it's
Out of the question
Cause you're toys boys, I'm the Real McCoy
I'm really gonna enjoy seeing you destroyed
If I was Fred Flintstone
I'd probably own all of Bedrock
If I was a criminal I'd
Probably own a cell block
If I was in the Navy I would own the sea
But I'm a poet so I
Own the whole rap industry
I'm like a lion my man
And the streets are my den
It's either kill or be killed, so I kill
I kill again and again and again
Some? the time, rappers I'll slaughter them
I tie em up and throw them in the water
Then I'll just walk away
Like nothin ever happened
Until somebody else starts rappin
That's when I snap and I'll attack
And go mad like Rambo
Or maybe like Commando, or like Lando
Calrissian, cause you know he was
Down with the Force
Fresh Prince is the source I
Feel no pain or remorse
Think that you can beat me rappin
Man you must be silly
Man I really really really
Really really really
Hate when people, doubt my ability
And I have to prove superiority
If rap was basketball, I would be in luck
Cause every time I freestyled it
Would be a slam dunk mAN, I'm the engineer
And you're the passangers
Takin on a voyage, a hip-hop massacre
The Jason of rap, Freddy Kruger of rhymin
And I'm sure that you'll see in due time man
People will run, to Philadelphia Pennsylvania
To all join in, to this Fresh Prince mania
My face in magazines, on your radio or stereo
Everywhere you go, audio and video
A hip-hop terrorist, war like vocalist
Other rappers say
"Yo Prince why don't you show me this
Style now, " you must be trippin
It ain't no way in hell I'ma
Let you put your lip in
My rhyme cause it's a timebomb
I'm not kiddin
My rhyme explodes the second it gets bitten
I'm quick and nimble, a status symbol
I shop at Macy's now but I
Used to shop at Gimble's
I'll, drop kick a hurricane
Bodyslam a tidal wave
Walk through a tornado, or a volcano
But I'll be okay though
And here's some more info that
You rappers should know
You are the bombs and I will defuse you
I am the lawyer and I'm goin to accuse you
Of the ultimate rhyme crime
And you will be guilty
There's no way that you'll ever
Ever defeat beat me rappin any time of day
Pop so much trash, man I can't wait
To be face to face, and hear Jeff say
"Sick 'em" man you're gonna be my victim
You better duck, and pray
For good luck Chuck, cause you're stuck
You're like a Thanksgiving turkey and
It's time to be plucked
I see you're nervous purpose that's
How I now you're soft
You're runnin round like a chicken
With your head cut off
But just relax my power to the max
And I'm cuttin no slack on this rap track
Jack so back up, as if you got good sense
OR FEEL THE FURY of the Prince!
And ya don't stop
Yo Jazzy, why don't you rock up the spots
Yo Jazzy, hey Jeff I'm psyched, I'm psyched
Give em a cut Jeff jeff scratches
O-o-o oooh-weeeeeee! Check out
My disc-jockey!
Ay Jeffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey, a fast one
Jeff scratches
Uh huh, yeah, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh
Jeff scratches wow, ay Jeff Jeff
Give em one of them fresh ones
A fresh one Jeffrey jeff scratches
No music, no music jeff scratches
Woooo, that was decent, that was decent
That's my DJ, that's my DJ
Jazzy Jeff, I'm the Fresh Prince echoes
Hi hi how ya doin?
How's everyone doin out there? OOOOOOOOOH!
Jeff scratches
I'm just here to talk about my DJ
I was just I was just standin in here, really
Really? Aight, okay, umm
On behalf of DJ Jazzy Jeff
And the Fresh Prince "Groove then get down!"
Jeff scratches
Thank you, and good night echoes