Hollywood Learn

[Verse 1]
Alright, that's fine
I'll just talk to my food
Why on Earth didn't you tell me
You were in a car accident?
If it happened to me, I would tell you
I'm so bored of cake for the dead
Isn't it weird to be green at your age?
We'll make you eat every red cent that you made
Then you'll be up the creek too

[Chorus]
There goes my last chance to chicken out
Nature on the nod'll come loose
Turn me into red meat and brick dust
Let all the beer of the blue world dry up
Let it dry up

[Verse 2]
I have a friend
Right here
Hiding under my shirt
We're right here if you ever get tired
Tired of putting God first
Don't look at me like I give a damn what you do
But I know I don't wanna go out
In the hallway, I wanna die in my room
When will Hollywood learn?

[Chorus]
There goes my last chance to chicken out
Nature on the nod'll come loose
Turn me into red meat and brick dust
Let all the beer of the blue world dry up
Let it dry up

[Outro]
You can take this job
And I'll tell you what you can do with it
All hail my dog, bad news on
Her way over the ocean blue
Maybe not blue
How would I know?
How would I know?
How would I know?