Awaken the Darklord
Andrew Schulman
Scene:
*Car door opens, crickets and road sounds*
Draco: yeah, yeah I know it's fuckin midnite, but who the fuck cares? What else do but you gonna do? You ain't got shyt to do, don't fuckin lie
Scarlet: I'm cold, I'm hungry
Steve Sxaks: You're being a pussy
Draco: Did I say I have snacks? Because I have snacks
3t3n: All you had to say was snacks bruddah
Steve Sxaks: Let's fuckin go guy
Scarlet: Let's just go home
Steve Sxaks: What do you suck cocks?
Preacher Dude (Draco): NO, WE MUST AWAKEN THE DARK LORD LOBO DIABLO
3t3n: *coughs* wait, what? who the fuck is this preacher dude?
Draco: I dunno, I... I thought he was your friend...
Steve Sxaks: Who are you Mandy Tyler Moore?
Preacher Dude (Draco): *laughs evilly as the gate closes and locks*