Ralph Don't Make Love By Yourself
Oh Ralph, oh Ralph
Don't make love by yourself
It's five to twelve
Don't leave me on the shelf
I wanna taste it
So please don't waste it
You're not a hanky panky wanky man
Oh Ralph, oh Ralph
It's you and me on a Saturday night
Having a drink - just talking 'bout sex and living
And I can feel -
You want much more than I'm really giving
Cos you must know
Baby what you're doin' will be my ruin
So baby just let me go go
Oh Ralph, oh Ralph
Don't make love by yourself
It's five to twelve
Don't leave me on the shelf
I wanna taste it
So please don't waste it
You're not a hanky panky wanky man
So Ralph, oh Ralph
Don't make love by yourself
Don't act like Alf
Just let go your pelf
And please don't seal it
I wanna feel it
I wanna shake and take you by myself
Myself and Ralph
Ralph, oh Ralph
I wanna taste it
Please don't waste it
So Ralph oh Ralph don't do it by yourself
If I would do what you want to
Baby just listen - I'm in bad condition
You need so much
And I would shoot off my ammunition
So you must know
Sleeping with you would be like
Wham bang boom - oooh no
Oh Ralph, oh Ralph
Don't make love by yourself
It's five to twelve
Don't leave me on the shelf
I wanna taste it
So please don't waste it
You're not a hanky panky wanky man
Oh Ralph, oh Ralph
Don't make love by yourself
It's five to twelve
Don't leave me on the shelf
I wanna taste it
So please don't waste it
You're not a hanky panky wanky man