Stavanger Choppers

[Intro]
It started with a weaponized tongue
Beneath the arctic circle
West of the coastline up north
Originally developed in the Midwest of the US
Where many of the native Norse emigrated and settled in

[Hook]
Ain't too many like us, you still be tryna fight us
Light 'em up like infra red spit, 'til the mic bust
Won't see 'em coming 'cus there ain't nobody stopped us
And these are the North West, Stavanger Choppers

Ain't too many like us, you still be tryna fight us
Light 'em up like infra red spit, 'til the mic bust
Won't see 'em coming 'cus there ain't nobody stopped us
And these are the North West, Stavanger Choppers

[Verse 1]
I practiced for years, to develop penmanship
Makin' sure to rip the shit, still represent
While y'all be busy following the snares and kicks
I be all up in the hi-hats, taking out your click
Every time you tryna talk 'about the guns you click
Correct response while you squeeze the trig'
Forgot the safety, you're jaw got split
Within a mere second, I've ejected that clip
I beat you unarmed while you plotting ya move
Sharp set of senses, punching right through
If you still keepin' on doubting what I can do
You're taking the shortcut out windows you flew
Who be the better to walk inside woods at night?
Without any form of no candle nor light?
And still keep it rockin' while you try to pop him
The ones you don't fuck with, The Stavanger Chopper
Rest assure, 'cus you don't want the competition
Better nod, behave when my life no fiction
Prepared to keep it iller than all you're listeners
Talk out they ass in need of Spotify fillers
Relying on singles, keep slackin' and drinkin'
And thinkin' we cool but I don't need a gimmick
I hit the most intricate beats 'til I've killed 'em
So harsh I'll refuse 'em to jump on the remix
You wanted it quicker, begin with the spitter
Enduring the bitter neglect, a reprisal of God's ammunition
To hunt down the quitters who bitchin' on Twitter
Keep act like they give a shit!
If they were rappin' then things would be different
So hence the term "If"
They don't make a difference
A keyboard online does not make you belligerent
Shows you afraid like a bitch to the definite

[Hook]
Ain't too many like us, you still be tryna fight us
Light 'em up like infra red spit, 'til the mic bust
Won't see 'em coming 'cus there ain't nobody stopped us
And these are the North West, Stavanger Choppers

Ain't too many like us, you still be tryna fight us
Light 'em up like infra red spit, 'til the mic bust
Won't see 'em coming 'cus there ain't nobody stopped us
And these are the North West, Stavanger Choppers

[Verse 2]
En ekta Viking spytter, høg kaliber holdning
Bare ikje kom å prøv å sei at du e så mye bedre
For eg tar d rett tebage ner t samme språke
Alle sammen trodde virkelig eg hadde faktisk glemt d
Spenn deg sjøl rett i ballane
For eg komponere beats å leve dette for eg har jo praktisert d
Slu som faen, som ei kula i skallen
Men den poppe ud av kraniet så du kan faktisk se d
Verken no forklaring eller koss d sjer her
Fokuser på ditt, slutt å mas på meg!
Koss eg kan hjelpa deg for ingenting
Du bare stikka av å påstår at det faktisk va bare deg
Tøff i d offentlige
Prøv å sei den samme dritten i en skitten cella me kun en madrass
Ingen puta eller dyna, måltid?
Kun 2 ganger daglig, ikje sammenlign du vett eg snakke sant!
Så koffor sko eg aldri unna meg en habbis
Når dokk holde dokke så langt vekk fra naturen?
Drømme søtt om kossen veganismen kun kan redda kloden
Hvis me bare fjerne både katt å kuen
Som et magisk eventyr om menneske logikk
Som tror me en trussel, må leva i panikk
Ey, har sje kloden vært i gjennom mye mye verre ting
Enn nusselige folk, å littegranna plastikk?
Vemmelig, definitivt, så hvertfall i d minsta
Har eg vertfall ikje skjult d
Temmelig så effektiv mens dokk fremdeles bare prate som om
Kossen dokk konne knust meg?
Innpåsliden gruppe-flokk mentalitet me samme gamle svaret
Bitch, eg velge heller buret
Så eg sleppe å hørra på en hau av psykologer prata
Å påstå som om di har kuren!

[Hook]
Ain't too many like us, you still be tryna fight us
Light 'em up like infra red spit, 'til the mic bust
Won't see 'em coming 'cus there ain't nobody stopped us
And these are the North West, Stavanger Choppers

Ain't too many like us, you still be tryna fight us
Light 'em up like infra red spit, 'til the mic bust
Won't see 'em coming 'cus there ain't nobody stopped us
And these are the North West, Stavanger Choppers

[Outro]
As we say... in Scandinavia!
To all the Trolls out there...
Kom ut Troll!
Kom ut, å dø!