On the Set of a Romantic Drama (Are They Filming?)

You get a buzz in your heart, now
When you think about him
Then a sinking in your stomach
As as she steps in

You're saying, "Hey, it's nice to meet ya!"
And you're burning inside
So you pull out of the driveway
And let the yearning subside

But you open up the door, now
And you open your phone
He said, "Man, I'm gonna miss ya"
As you were headed home

Could it ever really happen?
Or is it all in your head?
"She's out of town on Tuesday
"If you wanna visit then"

He gets a feeling in his privates
When he's looking at you
Feels a little wrong but he can't hidе it
Maybe, you hope, he thinks you'rе cute

And he told her he'd be faithful
"Until the end of time"
But you're sitting on his bed and he asks
"How does it feel now that you know you're mine?"

So he opens up the door, now
Letting sodomy in
And if they ever aired this
Your aunt would feel seventeen again

And now it's really gonna happen, yeah
He's gonna follow his head
And the hollow parts inside you are filled
By the stars from his hands on your chest

She sees herself as a whore
She clearly hasn't met you
The way she feels about him, you'd do this every day
For him to feel about you

She thinks that you're an angel
Doing everything for him
She doesn't buy the idea that you're selling the hell out of yourself
To win

And she opens up the door now
With a gun in her hand
And you're naked and he's tryna explain
But she's confused so she aims for her brains instead

"But it never really happened, babe, no!"
Says it was all in her head
And he's glad the round was blank cause he wouldn't fuck anyone else
Even if she was dead