eager

it's getting hard to remember
all the ways that i've failed
when it comes down to women
i never will prevail

cause it is hard just to see them
as people that i can trust
i never act like myself
i always fuck it up

always say the worst thing in the worst way
ramble on, like i need to fill an essay
i play along like an old cliche
i never know how to make them stay

tell myself it'll be okay
even though i don't believe, i sit and pray
need a miracle to get me through this day
Jesus come and take me away

i fell in love with a bad bitch
maybe out a habit
told her that i loved her on the second date, imagine
couldn't make out what she said back to me through her laughing
left me all alone in JC Penny's like a savage

what happened?
i can never make it to a third date
sit around and wonder how i'll ever get to home plate
i need to work on how to talk to women for my own sake
i'm never getting laid at this rate

yeah well, maybe i'm too eager
always trying way too hard to please her
never giving room apart, i'm clingy like a fever
i need her, know that makes me weaker
i'm just way too eager, eager, eager

i'm sad, i'm oh so sad
because i suck so bad
i'll write a song about it

and i'll pretend that i got cheated, like i'm broken hearted
when actually i'm just a loser that has been discarded
cause i'm not good with women, i'll just throw a pity party
yeah i get sweaty, i get shaky and i prolly farted

i fell in love with a bad bitch
maybe out a habit
told her that i loved her on the second date, imagine
couldn't make out what she said back to me through her laughing
left me all alone in JC Penny's like a savage

what happened?
i can never make it to a third date
sit around and wonder how i'll ever get to home plate
i need to work on how to talk to women for my own sake
i'm never getting laid at this rate

yeah well, maybe i'm too eager
always trying way too hard to please her
never giving room apart, i'm clingy like a fever
i need her, know that makes me weaker
i'm just way too eager, eager, eager