The real ones are gonna catch the refrences

[Intro]
You seem tonight is...

[Verse 1]
Rau-argh-argh-u-argh-u-argh
Okay Record for the Record
Okay Record for the Record, we are here
When I go to the bar I said "One beer please"
And not "Tapwine" or "Sparkling water"
Do you have sparkling water?
They say "Yes", but bring a glass of none-sparkling water, huh, facts
Eli– oh wait cut that shit off, man

[Verse 2]
Okay, lets go
They say "Elias, why are you laughing?"
Oh "And now the empty card" Oh that was a good one, the real ones know
Aye, okay, lets go, mane, aye
Three is a number-raurarghua-aye-ey-yeah
Okay, lets go
I have a drink and I stink
Okay, I'm just kidding, manе
It's 14:05, lets get ready for beer for Viеrzehn Uhr
No beer 'fore four is just for you spicers

[Outro]
Yeah