Toothbrushes

You're not the first
And I bet you won't be the last

Our toothbrushes are kissing in the cup
I tried to play it cool
But I know it means a lot
What if one of us, one of us is ready
And the other one is not
Not ready for love?

You've had your share in my bed
When you leave the house in the morning
I tell you about the dream I had
Consider this a warning, oh-oh-oh

We both know you're not the first
And I bet you won't be the last
Don't get your hopes up high
I'm sorry to say it first
But we both know this won't last
It's not worth the try

Your toothbrush is missing in the cup
I tried to play it cool
But you know it means a lot
What if one of us, one of us is ready
And the other one is not
Not ready for love?

We both know you're not the first
And I bet you won't be the last
Don't get your hopes up high
I'm sorry to say it first
But we both know this won't last
It's not worth the try

Bert, don't you think it's time to leave?
I mean, you've been here for like two days
Aren't you getting tired of me?
Aren't you getting tired of my face?
I feel like I've seen enough of you for two days
Haven't you seen enough of me?

We both know you're not the first
And I bet you won't be the last
Don't get your hopes up high
I'm sorry to say it first
But we both know this won't last
It's not worth the try