Happy Like a Chicken With His Head Cut Off

I used to cry
I used to feel and now I don't
Tears try to come out but they just won't
Now I'm just... happy

I have a lot of silly problems on my mind
Took them and left 'em all behind
Now I'm just happy

Happy like a karaoke band
Happy like a doctor with a cold
Happy like a river on dry land
Least I'm happy
Happy like a chicken with his head cut off

I used to laugh, now I'm just stable day to day
Those pesky peaks and valleys run away
Now I'm just happy
I used to frown, now I feel slump and close to good
And I would smile if I could
But now I'm just happy

Happy like a karaoke band
Happy like a doctor with a card
Happy like a river on dry land
Least I'm happy
Happy like a chicken with his head cut off

Please take a number and somebody will see you
Please take a number and somebody will see you
Please take a number and Dr. Maxwell will see you now
Please take a number and somebody will see you
Please take a number and somebody will see you
Please take a number and Dr. Maxwell will see you now
Please take a number and somebody will see you
Please take a number and somebody will see you
Please take a number and Dr. Maxwell will see you now
Please take a number and somebody will see you
Please take a number and somebody will see you
Please take a number and Dr. Maxwell will see you now

I'm happy like a chicken with his head cut off
I'm happy like a chicken with his head cut off
Happy like a chicken with his head cut off