Rockstar

I'm through with standing in line to
Clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out quite the
Way I want it to be (Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king-size tub
Big enough for ten plus me
(Uh, so what you need?)

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club at 37, 000 feet
(Been there, done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean
Is fine for me (So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and changed my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, driving 15 cars
The girls come easy, and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
'cause we just won't eat

And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy Bunny with her
Bleached blond hair and, well

Hey, hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hmm, hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like
Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love
To beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
(I'll have the quesadilla, haha)

I'm gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and changed my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, driving 15 cars
The girls come easy, and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy Bunny with her
Bleached blond hair

And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary
And today's who's who
They'll get you anything with
That evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
Well hey, hey I wanna be a rockstar

I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser
I'll get washed-up singers writing
All my songs lip sync 'em every night
So I don't get 'em wrong

Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, driving 15 cars
The girls come easy, and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny
'cause we just won't eat

And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy Bunny with her
Bleached blond hair

And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary
And today's who's who
They'll get you anything with
That evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
Well hey, hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hmm, hey hey I wanna be a rockstar