Hair of the Dog
Sam McBride
Some coyote ugly riot girl
Is going down on me
Still half asleep
Should have gone for the lobotomy
Just close my eyes
And think of Traci Lords
A shot of Jack will make her
Into a fine cock whore
Hair of the dog
You know I passed out drunk
On a subway train
Puked in my lap
Pissed in my jeans
Some old chicken hawk
Started groping me
Kicked his ass
And stole his cash
For some wild turkey
Hair of the dog
I woke up drunk
In the county jail
The judge just laughed
When I asked for bail
Started hoarding oranges
Didn't waste no time
Some like to call it pruno
I like to call mine riot wine!!