Gimme That Bone

Dear mighty dog in heaven
I've tried real hard to be nice
But my next-door neighbour is a poodle
And that scumbag bit me twice
In his garden lies a beef bone
I can smell it every day
But he always guards his beef bone
I pray, let me take it away

Gimme that bone, it smells divine
Make it mine, by dinner time
Gimme that bone, waste no time
Gimme that doggone bone right now
It's dinner time

Dear mighty dog in heaven
Let me take it without a fight
Please delete commandment number seven
So I can sleep guilt-free tonight
Yesterday he threw a party
He married a bitch in heat
As a wedding gift she got the beef bone
While I have nothing to eat

Gimme that bone, it smells divine
Make it mine, by dinner time
Gimme that bone, waste no time
Gimme that doggone bone right now
It's dinner time

Gimme that bone, it smells divine
Make it mine, by dinner time
Gimme that bone, waste no time
Gimme that doggone bone right now
It's dinner time