Trick Or Treat
I've got a special bag of candy for you kids
I've got a special bag of candy here!
It's full of all kinds of handy dandy thingamajigs
And it's free, once a year
I got a special bag of candy for you kids
Come get a caramel apple or a fig
A gerbil I named Tommy, a phone charger for your mommy
Some pastrami and salami and a wig, à la mode
Won't someone please trick-or-treat at my house
It's Halloween, Halloween!
I've got a special bag of candy for you kids
I've got a special bag of candy here!
It's full of all kind of handy dandy thingamajigs
And it's safe, have no fear
I've got a special bag of candy for you kids
Come get a discount coupon on some pogs
You don't need to forage I got oranges and porridge
A refinance for your mortgage and a dog, à la mode
Won't someone please trick-or-treat
It's Halloween, Halloween!
I've got a special bag of candy here!