Absurd

Absurd

king kong, in cannes, on a date with spiderman
dan dare's sitting there, scared by the killer teddy bears
downtown, mini mouse is slippin' mickys in the famous grouse
while big bird spreads the word
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judge dredd, found dead, face down in snoopy's bed
outside, tweetie pie's getting itchy on more supplies
meanwhile, snow white getting ready for work tonight
turning tricks with crystal tips
trying to make the best of its absurd

puppy dogs and pussy cats in suspect suicide attacks
captain kirk from planet earth, fights it out with papa smurf
some phony little ponies, preying on the old and lonely
making friends, robbing them, the x men taught them everything
betty boop, tired of life, took vows, became a bride of christ
while tin tin's been playing him at caesars palace live on ice
babar kumbayahs with the mighty morphin' movie stars
as big bird spreads the word
anybody with a heart votes love