Snake Oil

I need snake oil
To rub my feet
It caused a sore
Walking on the floor

My face is pale
Mind gone stale
Law's on my tail
And a wild, wild woman
Wants me put in jail

Snake oil
Snake oil
Snake oil
Snake oil
Yes, yes, yes, I need snake oil

I need snake oil
To rub my head
And ease the pain
In my brain

So science
Is not for me
Got me drinking Chablis
With a wild, wild woman
... [?] put the ... [?] on me

Snake oil
Snake oil
Snake oil
Snake oil
Ya, ya, ya I need snake oil
Ya, ya, ya I need snake oil