Dear Jeepers

-Oh, what have we here? Oh!
A letter! It smells
Oh, how wonderful! I just
Love letters that are
Perfumed oh! Lovely! Lovely stench! Essence
Of wolfbane! Oh, Let me open it!

"Dear Jeepers
It was so nice of you to attend
My party at the castle last
Week you and Doris
Make such a lovely couple i'm
Also very glad to
Have seen Igor, Boris, and Sally Snake, and
Funkin the Rat it was so much fun when we all
Played 'Pin the Tail on the Werewolf
' Oh yes!
And 'Electrical Chairs ' When everybody sat
Down, Oh! Two million volts! Ha ha ha! Oh
Such fun! "
Uh doris, squeeze me a glass of mildew
And to continue now

"Although the party was supposed to be rot
Luck, it turned out to be
Pot luck it was still
Lovely of you to bring along
That 'Leg of Lepre-
Chaun au Gratin ' Desdemona wants the recipe
Well, I'm i'm rather exhausted, so I i must
Close now the sun is coming up and I must
Return to the crypt sincerely, Count Dracula

Oh, P s here's a riddle:
Where there's a will, what's the way? "

Ho-ho! Ha ha ha