Happy Birthday, Chad! [Live At Nassau Coliseum, Uniondale, NY 3/25/88]

[Intro]
Okay folks, this is a special occasion tonight
I would like you to help me out with something, if you would
This is Chad Wackerman's 28th birthday
You think that- you think I could get you to help me sing
"Happy Birthday" to Chad?
Alright, ready?

[Verse 1]
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Chazzie
Happy birthday to you

[Bridge]
Great, I mean that
It's like a hot, it's hot

[Outro]
Now, just to tell you what is going to happen
During this part of the show
The Long Island Ballet Company will make
A brief appearance during the first number
They've been rehearsing quite a bit for this appearance
They are going to- we're gonna play Packard Goose
And in the middle of it, we're going to insеrt
The Royal March from "L'Histoire du Soldat" by Stravinsky
And so the Long Island Ballеt Company will come out
And dance to that and, uh
We have to keep the show moving so we won't stop
But just, you know, clap for them when they go off
They'll appreciate it a lot