If You Were a Rock & Roll Record

[Verse 1]
If you were a rock 'n' roll record
You would be a hit, I know
If you were a rock 'n' roll record
You'd be played on every record show

[Chorus]
You'd go round and around and around and around
They'd never let you stop all day
Around and around with the grooviest sound
You would be the one that everybody would play

[Verse 2]
If you were a musical platter
Soon you would be number one
If I was your phonograph needle
Woo, it would be such fun

[Chorus]
We'd go round and around and around and around
And, baby, before we were through
If you were a rock 'n' roll record
I know they'd sell a million of you

[Organ Solo]

[Chorus]
You'd go round and around and around and around
They'd never let you stop all day
Around and around with the grooviest sound
You would be the one that everybody would play

[Verse 2]
If you were a musical platter
Soon you would be number one
If I was your phonograph needle
Woo, it would be such fun

[Chorus]
We'd go round and around and around and around
And, baby, before we were through
If you were a rock 'n' roll record
I know they'd sell a million of you

[Outro]
I know they'd sell a million of you
I know they'd sell a million of you
I know they'd sell a million of you