Horse Meat

[Verse 1]
He’s got some real good, facial grooming
New t-shirt every day
He went from cocaine to parachuting
Played some golf on the way

[Chorus]
When he fell off the wagon was quite the leap
He went from mushroom burgers straight to horse meat

[Verse 2]
Sick and tired of, chips and Red Bull
He dreamt of Phar Lap instead
Don’t even cook him, straight on the table
And crack a raw quail egg

[Chorus]
When he fell off the wagon was quite the leap
He went from tofu salad straight to horse meat

[Outro]
When he fell off the wagon was quite the leap
He went from tofu salad straight to horse meat
He went straight to horse meat